I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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