Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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