ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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