Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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