I need help removing her.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
