My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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