she was so not down for the gang bang
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
i've created a new STD.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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