dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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