As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
