He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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