My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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