If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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