somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
