I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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