He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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