You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I want her autograph on my taint
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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