I don't have enough holes for all these australians
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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