i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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