Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Mom said you looked used
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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