the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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