problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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