I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
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