i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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