butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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