matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just want nice things and good sex
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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