susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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