how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
You smell like stripper and shame
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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