A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize