Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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