Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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