summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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