white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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