I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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