How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
