She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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