Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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