the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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