If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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