I just made out with a guy for $7.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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