Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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