How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Let the clothes fall where they may.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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