Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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