I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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