I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Is it because I queefed?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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