I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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