Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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