you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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