What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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