Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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