Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
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