new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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