I need help removing her.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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