Sponge bath it is.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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