And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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